Tough Questions from a Middle School Student

Seen at Legal Underground:

Mr. Schaeffer: I was wondering if you could answer a few questions for a lawyer paper I have to do for school--

1. What is roughly your yearly income?

2. Why did you decide to become a lawyer?

3. What school did you go to and for how long?

4. What do you do if you know your client is guilty?

5. What kind of cases do you take care of?

My answers:

1. I make about $20 an hour.

2. See here.

3. University of Pluto, for 0.1 Pluto years.

4. I think the bar answer is to withdraw. I don't know.

5. I defend big corporations and help them screw the little guys.